Old Favorites--Cobra?

Beth Hill's MySpace Blog ~*~The Blog at Beth’s Place~*~: "April 16, 2008 - Wednesday 6:07 PM
Cobra?
OK . . . in addition to my other random 'old age' issues, I'll add CAN'T HEAR CRAP to the list.
Yesterday right after I got home from work, I get a phone call. The guy says he needs to speak to Beth Hill. OK . . . got that part. Then he says, 'Hello, Mrs. Hill. This is *insert mumbled name here* calling regarding the cobra you ordered from us.' Cobra? The HELL? I told him I didn't quite get what he said. He repeated, 'We're from cobras.com . . . about the cobra you purchased from our website over the weekend.' Apparently my silence was worrying him, because he added, ' . . . cobra . . . for a 1996 Monte Carlo?' OOOHHHHH!!
CAR BRA
I did laugh, but I didn't share why with the guy. I'd typed in a wrong letter on my email address, so their emails to me were bouncing. It's going to take 10 days longer than they estimated to make it, and they wanted to know if that was OK. I've got a spot on the bumper peeling--fiberglass--so I decided to disguise with a car bra.
Cobra.
Good Lord, I'm a moron."